onsdag 11. april 2007

Vittige misforståelser

Tipper vi alle har vært ute for det med å legge trykket på "feil" plass i et ord, og ofte får ordet da en annen mening. Vel, noen ganger er det verre å legge trykket på feil sted enn andre... Bare sjekk disse eksemplene på internettsider som i utgangspunktet er svært så uskyldige. De 52 verste internett-domenene har blitt kåret, og de 30 første av dem finner du her:

Therapistfinder.com
And, at the time of this post, the site is still assisting your searching needs.

Penisland.net
Why go to Pen Isthmus when you can go to Pen Island? "...we exist to make sure you get the exact pen you want, a pen that is as unique as you are."

Powergenitalia.com
The Italian power company, of course. The site appears to be abandoned now, but they can't hide from the archive: http://web.archive.org/web/...nitalia.com

Expertsexchange.com
Now changed to Experts-Exchange.com . http://web.archive.org/web/...xchange.com

Whorepresents.com
Trying to find a gift for that special "someone"? Whoreprents is "a quick reference guide to & for representatives".

Molestationnursery.co m
Sadly, it appears they have let this domain go. Here's a shot of the site in it's former glory. "Situated west of Tenterfield on the Northern Tablelands of New South Wales, the nursery, which is predominately wholesale, specialises in the production of frost hardy native shrubs, cut flower varieties and farm trees."

Thepenismightier.com
This used to be an alternate URL for webauthor.com, "a full service solutions provider for any organization wanting to develop and deploy Internet, Intranet, or Extranet services".

Cummingfirst.com
Cumming First United Methodist Church, in Cumming, Georgia. From tellurian at Metafilter.

Mp3****s.com
They sell mp3's...hits.

Lumbermansexchange.co m
Lumberman's Exchange, Now defunct, archive here: http://web.archive.org/web/...change.com/

Fagray.com/
F.A. Gray - Paint & Wallpaper

Mofo.com
Morrison & Foerster legal firm. From telluroan at Metafilter.

Google
Haha

Butthatsnotall.co.nz
The AdMan "as seen on TV" site in New Zealand. Is a "Butt-hat" a wearable item, and is "snot-all" more or less than "sweet F.A.".

Apetit.com
Looks like they sell food products. I can't read the language and I'm pretty sure they can't read English.

Truckersexpress.com
Truckers Express: A specialized Heavy Haul industry leader. With 650 trucks and over 1400 hundred trailers, our Owner / Operators can get the job done. In business since 1983, we have grown to 21 locations nationwide, plus Canada, and thru-trailer service to Mexico.

Gotahoe.com
Got a.. what?

Askart.com
askart.com - The American Artists Bluebook - However, depending on how you pronounce the domain name, it can sound like 'AssCart.com'

Ipanywhere.com
A software development company or... do they pee anywhere?

Fordowners.org
Car club site.

Mypenisland.com
This ones obviously intentional from viewing the site.

Www.speedofart.com
Does it make them swim faster?

Gasheating.co.uk
Proposed by 'dmt' at Metafilter.

Askandy.com
Say it fast.

Regal****.com
A fomer Canadian Parliamentarian website. From raider at Metafilter.

Machome.com
Macho who? From darakpony at Metafilter. (Dataside)

Nagiosexchange.com
Yet another "sex-change" site. "Nagios is an open source host, service and network monitoring program. This site is a central repository for plugins to extend its monitoring capabilities and addons, that introduce new features."
Www.scatissue.com
S.C.A. Tissue has an appropriate issue with their name. (Papirforhandler)

Dickslumber.com
Dick's Lumber hardware store (Noe a la Jernia...)

Viagrafix.net
The website of the former ISP ViaGrafix. Can I get my Viagra fix, please? (Dataselskap)

1 kommentar:

A sa...

Hahaha! Det er jo helt utrolig!!

Hvorfor ikke gå på ferie til Pen Island liksom?!?!

Hehehe...